If you're a new or first time parent, you just might have thought the same things.....
Just how did we make something so bloody adorable?
He's been asleep for ages...I might prod him.
*Prods baby. Baby stirs* Oh shit! Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep.
How can someone so small create so much poo?!?
Finally he's asleep. Now I can get XYZ done! *Sits and plays on phone*
Four hours sleep? I am winning at life right now
Oh you want to hold him? No no, don't worry about passing him back yet. Have him for as long as you want.
*Baby has jabs and cries* OH GOD I'M SO SORRY!!!!
*Baby doesn't want to be put down* It's okay baby. I didn't need to shower/clean my teeth/brush my hair anyway.
I can't wait to have a night out! *Has night out* Oh I just miss my baby so much!
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