J is for Jokes

 J: Jokes

I will be the first to admit that  I am not the best joke teller in the world! 

However, if there is one thing in life that I love to do, it is to make people smile. Smiling is one of the best forms of medicine you can get. It brightens up your face, makes you feel instantly better, and IT'S FREE! 

Plus, when you smile, the world smiles with you. 

For "J", I have decided to dedicate a post to my favourite jokes. Some might make you groan, some might make you moan, but if there is one joke in this post that makes you smile - even just a little mouth twitch - then it's served it's purpose! 

Why couldn't all the vegetables fit in the pan?
Because there wasn't mushroom for them.

What do you call a line of dolls? 
A barbeque.  

Why did the sea blush? 
Because it had crabs.

Warning! There is a thief on the loose, invading bathrooms and stealing soap
He goes by the name of Robber Ducky.

What food is a vampire afraid of? 

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Orson who? 
Orson Cart 

Why is Cinderella rubbish at football? 
Because she keeps running away from the ball.

Why did the cow cross the road? 
To go to the moo-vies.

Why are pirates so cool?
They just "Arrrrrr."

           If you have a favourite joke, post it in the comments below! 

Keep on smiling! 

Ginger x


  1. We like jokes here as well. My daughters have seemed to memorize quite a few which is good. They always have something to share with others to make them laugh.

    1. Laughter really is the best medicine! I swear by it! :) Always keep some jokes aside in case somebody needs cheering up!

  2. great post! would you like to follow each other? let me know!

  3. Thank you! That'd be great! :)

  4. Those are some good ones! I'm not very good at telling jokes either, but that's okay because my four year old daughter thinks a lot of things are silly, and does a lot of silly things herself, so she keeps us laughing!

    1. I think that's great about children. They find joy in the simplest of things!